Apocalypse Hal - Zombie bags

Following on from my zombie wallet survival kit, the question was asked about a fashionable handbag option. Well the idea of Hello Kitty and zombies was too much to pass up.

So what should a woman keep in her zombie handbag? No idea, that is more Miss K's area of expertise. But I came up with a few suggestions:

• animal print scarf - a number of uses
• paperback book (zombie romance maybe?) - great for lighting fires, toilet paper, rolling cigarette, oh and reading
• compact case - use the mirror for peering around corners, signalling, applying the lippy
• make up - use a mascara pencil for writing messages, drawing maps, poking zombies, 
• general survival stuff - lighter, medical kit, power bars etc
• small knife - always useful, try a Gurkha's knife just like the one my mum carried
• Shewee - for girls on the go

Bite of more than you can chew

Mr Rimsky