Saturday, 15 June 2013

Apocalypse Hal - Zombie bags

Following on from my zombie wallet survival kit, the question was asked about a fashionable handbag option. Well the idea of Hello Kitty and zombies was too much to pass up.

So what should a woman keep in her zombie handbag? No idea, that is more Miss K's area of expertise. But I came up with a few suggestions:
  • animal print scarf - a number of uses
  • paperback book (zombie romance maybe?) - great for lighting fires, toilet paper, rolling cigarette, oh and reading
  • compact case - use the mirror for peering around corners, signalling, applying the lippy
  • make up - use a mascara pencil for writing messages, drawing maps, poking zombies, 
  • general survival stuff - lighter, medical kit, power bars etc
  • small knife - always useful, try a Gurkha's knife just like the one my mum carried
  • Shewee - for girls on the go

Bite of more than you can chew

Mr Rimsky


  1. Glad to see you are starting to cater to both genders and their specific zombie survival needs.

  2. I owe it all to my mum :)