Apocalypse Hal - It's Tooltime

The humble Swiss army knife has come a long way.

My mum would always insist that whatever pocket knife I got as a kid, it had to have "one of these pointy things for getting stones out of horse's hooves". A bit old school but maybe Rick Grimes would have found one useful if his horse didn't get devoured by zombies so quickly.

Next week it's celebrity bitches - of the canine kind.

Bite of more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Happy Easter from the BZF tram

The BZF bunny is a little busy performing some rather non traditional Easter duties and making sure we all enjoy are Easter break safely and zombie free!

 Meet 'Fluffy the zombie slayer' brought to you by the talented Mr Rimsky!

Have a wonderful Easter Sunday and don't get bit!

Mrs K
Xox

Friday thought - Attack of the Bunnies!!

At this time of year we all get excited as the Easter Bunny makes his rounds delivering copious amounts of delicious chocolate.  Bunnies of course are highly regarded here at BZF and we felt it was time that these cute little creatures received some well deserved attention.

I came across a 1972 horror flick called Night of the Lepus starring none other than Psycho’s Janet Leigh.  This hot mess of film takes our cuddly little friends and turns them into giant mutated roaring (yes roaring) killing machines!  Impressed?  Don’t be, every aspect of this film is so appalling that it almost becomes enjoyable.  These genetically modified blood soaked Bunnies attack anything that moves from small children, horses, dogs and trucks.  But what really takes the cake is when a human is being mauled by these ravenous ‘monsters’ it is quite clearly a human in a furry suit delivering a backhand to the face or scratching their chest cavity open.

Best viewed after a good wine or 7, Night of the Lepus is memorable for all the wrong reasons and is screaming for a Hollywood do-over, roaring Bunnies anyone? 

Bite you later

Mr Vitamin G

Cheryl the Zombie Arrives!!!

Ok BZF fans I know you are all trembling with hysteria and holding back tears of joy and I myself have suffered 3 meltdowns in as many days – but I am proud to announce that the time has finally arrived to unveil the mega star of 2013!! Without further ado, please meet Cheryl the Zombie!!

Yes friends, I am painfully aware that hundreds of you have already scanned for her twitter account and thrown your hands up in disbelief at the lack of Cheryl’s social media presence. But never fear, to begin Cheryl’s campaign for world domination, I have posted her very first mixed CD on my own Youtube channel. Volumes 2 and 3 will follow shortly and you can expect plenty more from this undead diva.

Cheryl the Zombie Presents: Zombies Love Pop Bitch! Vol 1

There are simply no further words that can be spoken at this time as we welcome Cheryl the Zombie into the BZF universe, lookout world the apocalypse is coming and Cheryl the Zombie is its first lady!

Bite You Later

Mr Vitamin G

Apocalypse Hal - Digital timers

It's always useful to have a diversion handy.

Bite of more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Friday thought!

Things I will miss in the zombie apocalypse # 1.........Friday drinks!

Have a good one and remember, don't drink and kill zombies or you just might get bit!

Mrs K
Xxx

Who is Cheryl the Zombie?

Greetings friends, it is with great pride that I introduce Cheryl the Zombie!  Who is she you may ask??  Last year for Christmas I decided to bless my colleagues with a mixed CD full of jumping party tracks for the holiday season, cheesy I know but that’s me!

With BZF as my inspiration I introduced a host for the compilation and thus Cheryl the Zombie was born!  Cheryl is busy undergoing her final makeover, with final touch ups from Mr Rimsky and trusted tips from Mrs K.  So before her grand unveiling, let me slide you some tasty tid-bits about this undead force of nature.

Despite being a zombie Cheryl likes to rock out in style, even if it’s with a second hand $9 K-Mart slip dress that she pulled out of a dumpster.  Her rotting flesh is no reason not to keep her high end make-up bag stocked with Maybelline and Chanel to maintain her glamorous appearance.  She loves spinning her favourite club bangers at any trendy night spot whether the venue is packed with fellow zombies or terrified survivors – she always likes to party hard!

Stay tuned for the big reveal when you get to meet the new Kim Kardashian of the zombie world as she shares her compilation CD’s (that’s right, volume 3 is almost ready to drop) with BZF fans across the world!!

 

 

Bite you later

 

Mr Vitamin G