Cheryl the Zombie Arrives!!!

Ok BZF fans I know you are all trembling with hysteria and holding back tears of joy and I myself have suffered 3 meltdowns in as many days – but I am proud to announce that the time has finally arrived to unveil the mega star of 2013!! Without further ado, please meet Cheryl the Zombie!!

Yes friends, I am painfully aware that hundreds of you have already scanned for her twitter account and thrown your hands up in disbelief at the lack of Cheryl’s social media presence. But never fear, to begin Cheryl’s campaign for world domination, I have posted her very first mixed CD on my own Youtube channel. Volumes 2 and 3 will follow shortly and you can expect plenty more from this undead diva.

Cheryl the Zombie Presents: Zombies Love Pop Bitch! Vol 1

There are simply no further words that can be spoken at this time as we welcome Cheryl the Zombie into the BZF universe, lookout world the apocalypse is coming and Cheryl the Zombie is its first lady!

Bite You Later

Mr Vitamin G

Who is Cheryl the Zombie?

Greetings friends, it is with great pride that I introduce Cheryl the Zombie!  Who is she you may ask??  Last year for Christmas I decided to bless my colleagues with a mixed CD full of jumping party tracks for the holiday season, cheesy I know but that’s me!

With BZF as my inspiration I introduced a host for the compilation and thus Cheryl the Zombie was born!  Cheryl is busy undergoing her final makeover, with final touch ups from Mr Rimsky and trusted tips from Mrs K.  So before her grand unveiling, let me slide you some tasty tid-bits about this undead force of nature.

Despite being a zombie Cheryl likes to rock out in style, even if it’s with a second hand $9 K-Mart slip dress that she pulled out of a dumpster.  Her rotting flesh is no reason not to keep her high end make-up bag stocked with Maybelline and Chanel to maintain her glamorous appearance.  She loves spinning her favourite club bangers at any trendy night spot whether the venue is packed with fellow zombies or terrified survivors – she always likes to party hard!

Stay tuned for the big reveal when you get to meet the new Kim Kardashian of the zombie world as she shares her compilation CD’s (that’s right, volume 3 is almost ready to drop) with BZF fans across the world!!

 

 

Bite you later

 

Mr Vitamin G