Apocalyse Hal - The Hooligan Bar

Having the right tools is critical when it's you against the world. So this week we check out a useful tool the professionals use.

My mum found a mini version of the Hooligan bar at her local hardware store. Being lighter it's perfect for seniors but hefty enough to handle any zombies that get too close. Go mum!

Bite of more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Apocalypse Hal - Lets Kill Zombies

Ah, zombies! The classic cannon fodder of a good horror movie. But is killing zombies in real life all it's cracked up to be?

Bite of more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Emergency Room Fashion

When the zombie plague hits, you can be sure that our hospitals are going to feel the brunt of it as people get tested and issued with green or red wristbands.  Mindful of this, BZF sent an operative undercover this week to see how well our local hospital was functioning and checked if it would be up to the pressure of a mass zombie infection.  It was a quick 5:00am dash to the emergency centre, and well, the initial report is not pretty.

Let’s face it, what is it with those white hospital gowns! We commend the use of practical natural fibres like cotton but surely they could have some designer colours?  Some prints at least.  How about adding a pocket for your iPhone?  Why do they use tie fastenings, have they not heard of Velcro? 

Seriously the style is archaic and in desperate need of a fashion upgrade.  And the whole “put it on backwards” thing has got us stumped.  Did some half drunken medical intern start this as a practical joke and somehow it has become a Standard Operation Procedure?  Walking around with your bum hanging out – really.

We believe, like everything, it is a Government conspiracy. Like tobacco plain packaging it is a psychological trick to reduce the pressure on our hospitals. We can image Miss K’s views on this…

Miss K: “Honey I’m feeling dizzy and my skin is turning grey.

Mr K: “Let’s get you to the hospital and checked out!”

Miss K “What, no way!  I wouldn't be seen undead in one of those hospital gowns.  You can just lock me in the garage. Oh and sharpen up the axe just in case”

 

Bite off more than you can chew

Mr Rimsky

Friday thought!!

While Miss K continues to enjoy her honeymoon, we here at BZF are extremely pleased that its all smooth sailing for the wedded couple so far.......But what if it wasn't??  We've all heard the term 'Bridezilla' but what about those bridesmaids gone bad?  See Mr Rimsky's depiction below:

I'm fairly certain this would be any blushing brides worst nightmare - I mean, picking bridesmaids dresses is a big deal right?  To prove my point check out the spine tingling trailer for Rec 3: Genesis, this is one special day you would never forget!

Bite You Later

Mr Vitamin G

Lookout 2013!!

Last year Miss K revealed that some exciting things were coming your way in 2013 - no Madonna hasn't been admitted into an aged care facility yet!  Recently you may have seen a Friday thought featuring a snippet of spectacular artwork from Mr Rimsky, well it is with great pride that we welcome on board Mr Rimsky to the BZF team!  Stay tuned for more creative carnage over the coming weeks as the BZF universe continues to grow!   
Today Mr Rimsky shares with us a crucial communication tool for use in the advent of a zombie apocalypse, get your survival diaries out and take note of the Zombie Codex! 

When the zombies rise and the Wi-Fi falls, we will have to communicate in a simpler way.  Signs chalked on walls have been used throughout history as a means of leaving messages for others.  A classic example was the “hobo code” used by migrant workers travelling around the US during the depression years.  They marked out for others where to camp, who would give free handouts and what areas were unsafe.  Examples of these codes are on the web and provide a start for developing your own codes.  However, they are lacking in some of the key daily concerns that BZF followers will face.  So we had a go at drafting some signs more in keeping with what BZF followers will need to know, so that you stay in one piece and look amazing in troubled times.

Bite you later

Mr Vitamin G