Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Stars without makeup

So it seems like every month or so some tabloid magazine is running a feature showing celebrities without make-up.  Now I’m not 100% sure what the fascination is here, are we expecting to see garish ugly haggard women with some kind of monstrous complexion?  Frankly, I’m not so shocked when I see these Hollywood hotties without their lips and lashes on, we the public are more than aware of Photoshop and airbrushing  - or are we?
These defamatory articles constantly seem to target the ladies of this landscape and very rarely the fellas, so I felt it was my duty to dig a little deeper and present my own expose!  Ladies and gentlemen, sit back and relax as I bring you some shocking 'with and without makeup' images of men minus their manscara, mandation and manshadow.

Simon Pegg

Oh dear can you say moisturiser please? Mrs K where are you, we need some Nivea stat!!
 Nicholas Hoult

 Yikes, can you say sunlight??

Billy Connelly

Ok so it’s one thing to be caught looking like this, but whats with the 90’s dog collar?

Bill Murray

It must be terrible to have permanent tea bags under your eyes and frown lines deeper than the Grand Canyon, book this boy in for some micro-dermabrasion !

So clearly, we ALL have days when we feel like a zombie but the next time you see you’re fav celeb looking all glamorous and flawless, ask yourself, what’s really hiding underneath the smoke and mirrors?
Bite you later
Mr Vitamin G

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