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Saturday, 18 October 2014

Return of The Walking Dead

Hi Everyone!

So the entire planet was oozing with zombie juices as The Walking Dead season 5 finally made its debut.  Before you see episode 2, check out our Talking BZF review below and see if everyone's favourite zombie show hit the right mark!



Bite you later

Mr Vitamin G 

Apocalypse Hal - Spot the survivalist (Homesteader)




Homesteaders are not normally considered survivalists but they will be a valuable asset when the zombies arrive. Anyone who grows their own asparagus and raises chickens will be able to make a decent omelet after the apocalypse hits.

I really like the back to basic movement. When I was growing up, everyday I had to chop the firewood, milk the goat and bring in the rain water. My mum made wine and my dad home brewed beer (it kept the alcoholic neighbour happy). We had fruit trees, veggies, chickens and overweight possums.


Bite off more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky










Friday, 17 October 2014

Survival Day


Everyone should get out and have a survival day (and night). It is an opportunity to practice your skills and gain experience. Especially if you're broke and can't afford to pay for a proper survival course.

My survival day started with some exercise. A hike up and a run down the local mountain while carrying a 5 kg backpack and scaring all the kangaroos. Didn't even see this one until it popped it's head up. If it had been an zombie I would have been a goner.



They say you can only last about three days without water (and the last day or so ain't nice). So water was a priority for the day. Luckily I have located a small dam not far away so I collected two liters of scummy pond water to drink. Naturally you have to disinfect the water first! Especially as I found a dead kangaroo nearby.


While I was out exercising I also collected tinder for starting a fire. Turns out dried roo poo is really good tinder. All light and fluffy when you break them open. Then back home to test out some survival ideas.


So first priority was to rig up a water filter using sticks, vines, cotton wool and an old plastic bottle. Then disinfecting the water using Aquatabs. I am really hoping those tablets work as I really don't want gastro for a week!



With the water aspect covered, time for the next vital survival task, coffee! For fun I started the fire with steel wool and a phone battery. It wasn't going too well as I had the wool too tightly compressed. Once I teased it out it lit up nicely. It was a well earned coffee.



Then for some serious fun with garbage bags. Everyone says plastic bags are an awesome survival resource, so time to test the theory. First an emergency poncho. A little tricky getting the styling right but I can see these being all the rage next season.

 
You can make emergency tents out of them too. Grab some duct tape, paracord and a few sticks and voila! Normally you would use two bags and duct tape them together but I just used one wheelie bin size bag. These are way too thin so need to find some thicker bags. 



Next was a poncho shelter. Just can't get the right type of poncho in Australia. This one only has grommets on the four corners so doesn't work well. One or two extra grommets along the side would have allowed it to be set up like a tarp shelter. It might just work on a balmy summer night.


A quick lunch break and then more fire lighting. Tried starting a fire using magnifying glass and a fresnel lens. Not successful. The roo poo smouldered but wouldn't light and I got nothing from the charcloth. Also if you try that trick of magnifying sunlight using a clear plastic bag filled with your urine, may sure the bag has no holes. I speak from experience.


Grabbed my Bug Out Bag and set up camp in my backyard. Looking pretty among all the Californian poppies. Used a heavy duty tarp as I and still trying to find a good hikers tarp. I also dug a Dakota fire pit to try out later. Told the confused neighbours that the whole thing was an art installation.

 


Then there was just enough time to forage some weeds and herbs to add to dinner. Hope I identified the plants correctly and didn't pick anything poisonous. That would be really embarrassing seeing I did four years of biology at university.



Cooking dinner on a Fancy Feast cat food alcohol stove. Now that it is warmer weather the alcohol was vapourising well and it worked great. Dinner was a pouch of instant Mexican Brown Rice with added jerky, weeds and some scummy pond water. Tasted bloody good so need to buy some more. Note cigarette lighter wrapped in duct tape - just like a real prepper!
 

Can never have too much pyrotechnics so for a bit of fun made a flaming torch and ran around the yard pretending to be Indiana Jones. Want do the same? http://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/survivalist/2011/11/survival-skills-how-make-torch. The Dakota fire pit was also cool once I managed to light it (sorry no photo).

I learned a lot from my survival day. Like using a heavier sleeping bag as it got down to 2 degrees and I was pretty chilly. Also everyone thinks I'm strange. So embrace your inner nerd and have your own survival day!


Bite off more scummy pond water than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Thursday, 16 October 2014

Bagging Bug Out Bag Bargins!


Preparing for the apocalypse is expensive. All that survival gear costs money. Paracord bracelets, dehydrated meals and machetes all add up. But if you are patient, and get a loyalty card for every camping store in town, you can make some savings.

Here are a few of the bargains I have managed to score:


Now Miss K will agree that shoes are an essential item. However I have gone for something more practical. The runners were cheap but the hiking shoes didn't leave much change out of $100 (my most expensive item so far). They were on sale but the main thing is they are called Taipan which sounds really cool.



I also got some base layers for $20 (base layers sounds so much classier than thermal underwear). Remember that dressing for the apocalypse is all about layers, especially when it is minus 6 degrees in the morning. Not only are they warm to wear but being black you creep around the house pretending to be a ninja.



Grabbed a sleeping bag for a mere $20 in the clearance bin. It has a great survival feature, the foot of the bag is zipped so you can walk while wearing the bag. Great for escaping zombies in the night or searching for munchies during an all night movie marathon.


After much fiddling around I finally put my Bug Out Bag together. The backpack was a $35 special at ALDI. I stripped off some of the features to get the weight down a bit. Also bought a first aid kit for $15 which I cannibalised for my bag.  


Here it is all packed up.  It weighs about 10.5 kg (3 kg being the 3 liters of water) which is not too bad. It still needs more work. Being a true nerd I have created a spreadsheet of all the items documenting their weight and cost. 

The total cost certainly creeps up even when trying to do it on the cheap. Seriously $5 for a plastic spork? But I did subsidise the cost by selling old junk we have lying around the house at the local markets. 


Bite off more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

The zombie girl collection

Have you been searching for the perfect zombie inspired makeup collection all of your life?? I certainly have, well for maybe the last 4 years at least!! BZF ladies I am happy to report the search is complete as I have just stumbled upon The zombie girl collection Concrete Minerals!!

The collection comes in a collectable zombie tin by artist Michael Cook and is filled with 6 pots of vegan and paraben free glorious eye colour. The zombie inspire colours include The living dead  
( mossy green), Graveyard ( deep taupe), Blood and guts (rusty red), Quarantine (medium pink), The Vaccine (steel blue) and Nightmare (electric purple).

The best news is that Concrete Minerals ships world wide for free for any order over $50!!! I don't know about you but with Halloween just around the corner this makes me feel like one very happy stylish zombie prepper!!!





So pretty up your peepers and don't get bit!!

Misd K
xoxo

Saturday, 11 October 2014

Apocalypse Hal - Change Management


A few years back my work began a lot of internal changes. First it was an "alignment", then a "functional review" and after that a couple of "restructures". When it started we all had to do change management training and I attended about four sessions. At every one they showed a change management diagram which basically stated that staff were going to get pissed off and then finally accept the changes.

Finally I have found a use for that diagram. I present the seven stages of the zombie apocalypse.



If you ever reach stage seven, congratulations. You'll be part of the five percent of the population still left alive. Party on!


Bite off more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Saturday, 4 October 2014