Kim Possible

I'm a fan of Kim Possible - one freak fighting, teenage cheerleader with a website. I always though a few zombies would be so not the drama for this teenager. After all she did battle those evil zombie snowmen in Day of the Snowmen.

Bite off more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Zombie Tatoos

Hey BZF Fans

Some of you may be aware that Mrs K has some gorgeous tattoos, including a matching one she got on her honeymoon with the always handsome Mr K!  We were having the ink discussion one day and a colleague from work (Miss A) also mentioned that her husband has a tattoo, even though he is not the kind of guy that you would suspect to have one.

Inspired by this conversation, I thought I would delve a little deeper and find out if people were into zombie tattoos!  I myself do not have any, but I’m always fascinated to learn the reasons why people get inked in the first place, whether it’s out of love, devotion or just because you had too many bourbon and cokes one night at a seedy pub and thought you should add it to the list of achievements for the night.

I have managed to gather a few designs that I think look pretty cool, so let’s take a look!

 

These zombie hands bring one phrase to mind…….BEHIND YOU!!!!  Not only does this look awesome but it is a wonderful reminder whenever you look in the mirror that zombies might be undead, but they are also the masters of surprise.

 

Let’s be honest, zombies are creepy, but add children zombies into the mix and you have a Mr Vitamin G in need of an adult size continence aid!  This design also works as a perfect conversation starter at social gatherings.

 

What do you do when you’re a comic hero/zombie fan and can’t decide which one to get tattooed on your skin?  Well you can invent SuperZombie Man – A super hero who is already dead, therefore eliminating any annoying potential weaknesses like Kryptonite.

 

And finally, we can’t forget about one of our mascots here at BZF, what could be more appropriate than a zombiefied version of the White Rabbit?  If you’re thinking about getting a zombie tattoo, don’t be late for such an important date!

I hope this small selection has given you some food for thought if you’re thinking about committing to the ink, or at least to consider which one of your friends might be concealing a ghastly image beneath their clothes!

 

Bite you later

Mr Vitamin G

Apocalypse Hal - Zombie Song

When I was very young, Hector's road safety song was my first line of defence against speeding Holdens. It was a nostalgic surprise to find a copy of the original TV advert on YouTube.

It occurred on me that with a little tweaking Hector safety message could prove useful in teaching young kids about zombie awareness. Here's the YouTube link if you want to listen to the original jingle first.

Brought to you by the Office of Zombie Safety. Enjoy!

Bite off more than you can chew

Mr Rimsky

The Zombie Squad??

Every now and then a bunch of nondescript cars converge on the empty office buildings near our work. There were there again today.

The sign says it's all a police training exercise. But what exactly are they training for?

I have seen some pretty impressive equipment hauled out of those cars and one time half a dozen dogs were there too.

Why the secrecy? Are they training for the inevitable zombie outbreak?


Is it the Zombie Squad?


Are they biting out more than they can chew?

Mr Rimsky

Stars without makeup

So it seems like every month or so some tabloid magazine is running a feature showing celebrities without make-up.  Now I’m not 100% sure what the fascination is here, are we expecting to see garish ugly haggard women with some kind of monstrous complexion?  Frankly, I’m not so shocked when I see these Hollywood hotties without their lips and lashes on, we the public are more than aware of Photoshop and airbrushing  - or are we?

These defamatory articles constantly seem to target the ladies of this landscape and very rarely the fellas, so I felt it was my duty to dig a little deeper and present my own expose!  Ladies and gentlemen, sit back and relax as I bring you some shocking 'with and without makeup' images of men minus their manscara, mandation and manshadow.

Simon Pegg

Oh dear can you say moisturiser please? Mrs K where are you, we need some Nivea stat!!

 Nicholas Hoult

 Yikes, can you say sunlight??

Billy Connelly

Ok so it’s one thing to be caught looking like this, but whats with the 90’s dog collar?

Bill Murray

It must be terrible to have permanent tea bags under your eyes and frown lines deeper than the Grand Canyon, book this boy in for some micro-dermabrasion !

So clearly, we ALL have days when we feel like a zombie but the next time you see you’re fav celeb looking all glamorous and flawless, ask yourself, what’s really hiding underneath the smoke and mirrors?

Bite you later

Mr Vitamin G

Apocalypse Hal - Army Disposals

There is something about a good old army disposal store. They're an Aladdin's cave of cool equipment, racks of clothing, wicked looking knives and a sense of wonder.

Naturally I did a bit of retail therapy while in Queensland but time, budget and those damn airplane baggage limits kept me in check. And Queensland seems to have the best stores too.

Bite off more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Killer jewellery

In times of uncertainty, for example the zombie apocalypse,  a woman's got to have a few tricks up her sleeve, well at least on her hand. I'm talk about poison rings - killer jewellery in the extreme.

These rings feature a secret container that can be used to hold poison, either to allow you to poison your enemy, or in the worst case, when you have completly exhausted all of your options and zombies are pouring in World War Z style, for suicide. Of course they can store other things like messages, medicine or keepsakes from your loved ones.

These types of rings became quite popular in Europe around the sixteenth and seventh centuries. These these two belong to Mr Rimsky's mum but are more modern versions. Yes, a scan of the web indicates a range of poison rings for sale. And judging from Pinterest there are very cool designs out there, from Gothic inspired coffins and spiders to more decorative styles.

Jewellery with killer fair, you got to love that.

Get your bling on and don't get bit

Mrs K
Xoxo