After yesterdays shocking discovery of floating zombies located just off the coast of Queensland, Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has released a statement to a strong media contingent early this morning.
Re-assuring the public, Tony Abbott confirmed that offshore zombie processing was critical to the safety of all Australians. He also noted that temporary protection visas would not be issued to any migrating zombies, nor would any flotation devices be offered to said illegal zombies.
Happy pinch and punch for this first day of April 2015!
The BZF Team