Stay out of the water, board up your windows and doors
because everybody’s favourite furry little creature has received the zombie treatment
and these blood thirsty beavers are lurking in the darkness waiting to gnaw
away at your good bits (see below).
Welcome to Zombeavers, the flagship for a new era of
zombified animal horror movies (Squirrels is on the way). So you know when people say that a movie is
so bad that it’s good? Well Zombeavers
is certainly one of those movies! From
the creative opening credits and the super authentic 80’s inspired music, I was
hooked and ready to see just how bad these naughty beavers could bite.
Naturally with a strong ‘R’ rating for depictions of blood,
sexing and at times poor acting, Zombeavers does a marvellous job of not taking
itself seriously at all. Yes the
predictable plot of mildly attractive ‘20 somethings’ stuck in a cabin making
radically stupid decisions is a tired story that is all too familiar but
strangely this movie hurtles along at a quick pace and keeps you entertained
throughout.
There is no news of a Zombeavers 2, but frankly I could
watch approximately 8 installments worth of zombie beavers terrorising hapless pretty
people who have no idea how to outwit or outsmart these blood thirsty ‘beasts’. Maybe we need to start campaigning now with
Zombeavers 2: Beaver Fever, Zombeavers 3: Beaver Forever, not to mention the 4th
installment that serves as a reboot Zombeavers Vs Zombears – as you can see the possibilities
are endless and perfectly horrendous!
Bite you later
Mr Vitamin G
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