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Saturday, 18 May 2013

Apocalypse Hal - Survival Cards 1


Prepping your zombie apocalypse survival kits?

Knowing what to do is handy but carrying a survival book is impractical. So what about a bunch of flash cards to help jog your memory when being chased by hordes of the slobbering undead?



Follow the instruction on this week's issue to create your own survival cards. This is standard survival stuff so useful for any natural (or unnatural) disaster. There will be a set of zombie cards later. Of course feel free to design you own versions.




If you don't know that the prusik knot is, you can use it to climb ropes. When I was a teenager I marveled at James Bond using his shoelaces and the prusik knot to climb a mountain in  
For your eyes only. (They must have been special MI5 issue shoelaces cause mine break!)


Bite of more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky





Saturday thought!

Looking for something to satisfy your zombie cravings this weekend, try this little guy. Zombie lollipops from ThinkGeek



Enjoy your sugar and don't get bit

Mrs K
Xox

Friday, 17 May 2013

Cultured Zombies?


Greetings friends, in previous blogs I have mentioned that the zombie wave of popularity continues to rise.  Despite this, buzz has been circulating recently that this beloved genre is running out of steam and is suffering from over exposure.  Whatever!!  Proving this theory wrong are the Ford brothers, directors of ‘The Dead’ and their sequel ‘The Dead 2: India’.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with these titles, allow me to enlighten you.  The Dead follows Lt Brian Murphy as he struggles to survive across a plagued African landscape.  On his journey He encounters a local military officer Daniel Dembele and the pair must put their political differences aside and work together as they attempt to avoid the undead.
As a stand alone film The Dead presents much more than your expected plot points for this particular genre.  The idea of blending cultural aspects against the horror of a zombie apocalypse is a fresh and welcomed approach, as we the audience question if the human race could rid themselves of any prejudice in order to survive.
After receiving such a positive response from the first film, the Ford brothers have returned with a sequel that builds on the same themes of the first.  This time around we are introduced to an interracial couple (American guy and an Indian girl) and a very disapproving father, as the undead ravage the streets of India.  Our love struck hero must make his way to his beloved, as she not only battles unfriendly zombies but also her cranky father!
The Ford brothers have taken such a unique targeted approach to the humble zombie film that audiences walk away with more than just a few frights.  Make sure you check out the trailers for both films below.
 
 

 

 

Bite you later

Mr Vitamin G

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Apocalypse Hal - DisasterChef



Dining during a zombie apocalypse is no reason to lower your standards. Remember to use a napkin and hold your cutlery correctly.




As I tell everyone, my weed choked, overgrown lawn is really a survival garden. It has nothing to do with being lazy.

Of course if you plan to eat wild plants, carefully check out that you have picked the right ones. Same with the snails. There is lot of recipes and information on the web so do your research!



Bite of more snail than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Friday, 10 May 2013

Saturday thought! Bad day at the office?

Had a bad day at the office?

Zombies cure that!




Bite of more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

K-Pop Zombies!!


Hello friends, you may not be aware, but I am a rather huge fan of Korean Pop music, otherwise known as K-Pop.  Before you say it was Psy and his sexy dance moves that got me hooked, well let me stop you right there!  I’ve been enjoying the K-Pop sound for about 3 years now and have enjoyed seeing this genre grow in popularity.
Now what do zombies have to do with K-Pop you may ask?  With competition increasing amongst the endless supply of Korean musicians, it is becoming difficult for these all dancing, all singing superstars to stand out in the crowd – enter stage right onto the music video set, our K-Pop zombies!!
4 Minute is a gorgeous five piece girl group who are rudely interrupted in their music video by some of the trendiest zombies you will ever see!  Thankfully the girls are not ripped apart and eaten alive and the zombies agree to settle as back up dancers.  If this is your first taste of K-Pop then check out the video below:

 
Now this wouldn’t be the music industry if there wasn’t some kind of overblown drama on this subject matter.  Believe it or not, 4 Minute have been accused of stealing the use of zombies in their video from rival girl band T-ARA!!!  To get things straight, T-ARA did shoot their video with zombies before 4 Minute, however the videos aren’t really comparable.  In the T-ARA video the girls are intent on teasing the zombies by continuing to perform their appealing routines behind cages while the zombies drool and reach out in desperation to eat these Korean hotties.  You can see what the scandal is about with T-ARA’s music video below:



Bite you later

Mr Vitamin G

Saturday, 4 May 2013

Apocalypse Hal - Badass Bandannas


Cool bandannas!




It may be way early but don't forget Canteen's National Bandanna Day in late October. You can even download an app and design your own bandanna - so there is no excuse for not creating your own custom zombie apocalypse bandanna! You'll be raising money for charity too, so a big win/win.


Bite of more than you can chew.

Mr Rimsky